Friday, September 4, 2009

The first of MANY Pink Jersey FAILS.

So the idea of the site is simple, we (Myself, Ms.LabattBoo, and our soon to be named other partner) all despise these fucking things. So we decided to collect pictures of women (or men) wearing them and exploit them for our own sick pleasure.

If you have pictures of these atrocities and want to submit them, we will give you credit for them, and get em up if they make the cut. Submit pics to pinkjerseyfail@gmail.com

Also we are on twitter, not currently being used yet, and still in the process of setting up, but follow @pinkjerseyfail

Ok, so without further nonsense, here are the first batch of fails, from our little adventure to the Buffalo Bills/Detroit Lions preseason game.




This first one, was a stand FULL of fail. We walked from our tailgating spot right into this pink abyss of a hell. Poor vendor had to deal with a nice healthy snot rocket from yours truly on the back of that mess.



Our second run in with the pink nightmare was out in the "smoking area" this little princess sat here with her "boys" waiting ever so patiently for one of them to explain to her what the hell she was doing there in the first place.




Turning around from that same very spot it looked as though we may have hit the mother lode. There seemed to be awful pink atrocities all around us, but we got the chance to get up to close to this thing. A white jersey, pink numbers and letter, with RHINESTONES AND GLITTER.

ugh.



This last one just takes the cake. These jerseys are the worst. They are 100% identical to a regular jersey, all the design, the material, everything, except........it's pink. I'm not even going to rant about that, I am however going to point out that this is the saddest, most awful depiction of how fucking retarded these things truly look. Full on side by side comparison. So terrible.

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