Well Well Well

It's been awhile eh fans? Well due to our overwhelmingly busy lives (yeah I'm full of shit, we're just lazy) we have neglected to update in quite some time. We have a plethora of fails just waiting for you to enjoy, just haven't gotten around to it. I hope to have some of them up by this weekend, but here is a call to arms folks- We want YOUR fail pics! Not just pink jerseys and the morons that wear them, but any sports jersey mishaps you might find funny. Submit them to pinkjerseyfail@gmail.com and if they are good enough, we will plant the PJF stamp of approval on them, give you credit and get it on the site ASAP!

In recent months the staff has been attending quite a few sporting events and witnessed some damn fine specimens. This is the best time of the year for it because of everyone getting these atrocities for Christmas gifts. Also with the hockey trade deadline, prepare to see plenty of people running out and getting jerseys of players who wont be around more than a month or two.

Look forward to much more fun, promotion, contests, and alot more in the coming weeks!

These are the fresh new Pink Ladies Sabres Jerseys... yes, that is glitter you see on the slug. I almost threw up. The worst part is... these are the only Ladies jerseys they had in the store. No regular ladies jerseys...just pink ones. wtf is going on here. I inquired with a sales associate, and she told me the pink jerseys are projected to be a huge seller this year............ you're kidding right?


This is almost too easy.... boots with the fur AND a pink jersey. They were lost, of course, and decided to ask us where lot 5 was, complete with giggles and hick-ups.. I couldn't even answer...I was too busy laughing.


This girl has been a fan of the pink walmart jersey for quite some time.... McGahee? Really? Jesus....


I think I hate these pink jerseys the most. The gray and pink... Don't let her pose fool you either. She isn't really paying attention. This was one of the actual times she took a break from her iPhone to get up and go to the bathroom.

Ok... this....I almost have no words for. I realize that it isn't a pink jersey... But booty shorts and high fucking heels with a hockey jersey is never OK... I don't understand the thought process in this girls brain when she stepped out of the house. And how the FUCK did nobody tell her how utterly stupid she looked....

More to come!

Sorry about the lack of updates as of late, the entire staff has been busy and well, yea. We plan on attending this Thursday's Buffalo Sabres game, cameras in hand ready to capture all kinds of puck bunny retardation at its finest!

STAY TUNED!

Really?

Please lady...Here's a thought.. if you wanna look like a female at an NFL game and show off your curves... glue on your fake eyelashes, put on a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader uniform and call it a fucking day...

Keep your pink bullshit out of my face please.

Commercial fail

Welcome to my first article. Ok, yeah I know big sports is out there trying to make a buck. It's not like these bastards don't have enough money to begin with, so here's another great marketing idea. Let's make pink jerseys. This will help us sell to the female fans. Ughhhh. Please.

We already have waaay too many choices as it is, and this choice is epic fail. I can't believe people spend their hard earned money on this shit. They're no cheaper than the authentic jerseys either. Ooooh just so I can look cute. Enough already. Real fans (male or female) spend their money on the authentic jerseys period. Marketing will stop at nothing to try and push something just to make a bottom line. The good thing is you have a choice. So choose no to pink jerseys!!!

It's just getting to the point where enough's enough. More bullshit to add to the pile.

The first of MANY Pink Jersey FAILS.

So the idea of the site is simple, we (Myself, Ms.LabattBoo, and our soon to be named other partner) all despise these fucking things. So we decided to collect pictures of women (or men) wearing them and exploit them for our own sick pleasure.

If you have pictures of these atrocities and want to submit them, we will give you credit for them, and get em up if they make the cut. Submit pics to pinkjerseyfail@gmail.com

Also we are on twitter, not currently being used yet, and still in the process of setting up, but follow @pinkjerseyfail

Ok, so without further nonsense, here are the first batch of fails, from our little adventure to the Buffalo Bills/Detroit Lions preseason game.




This first one, was a stand FULL of fail. We walked from our tailgating spot right into this pink abyss of a hell. Poor vendor had to deal with a nice healthy snot rocket from yours truly on the back of that mess.



Our second run in with the pink nightmare was out in the "smoking area" this little princess sat here with her "boys" waiting ever so patiently for one of them to explain to her what the hell she was doing there in the first place.




Turning around from that same very spot it looked as though we may have hit the mother lode. There seemed to be awful pink atrocities all around us, but we got the chance to get up to close to this thing. A white jersey, pink numbers and letter, with RHINESTONES AND GLITTER.

ugh.



This last one just takes the cake. These jerseys are the worst. They are 100% identical to a regular jersey, all the design, the material, everything, except........it's pink. I'm not even going to rant about that, I am however going to point out that this is the saddest, most awful depiction of how fucking retarded these things truly look. Full on side by side comparison. So terrible.

The Rules of the Jersey (pt.1)

The Rules of the Jersey (pt.1)

(The Rules of the Jersey is a multi-piece installment by our very own Raphael De La Ghetto.)

We all have been to a sporting event at least once in our lives and witnessed something that offends us. Some get bothered by the drunk obnoxious guy, spilling beer and screaming obscenities in front of their children or business partners (fuck these people too, but not in this article). Others take offense to terrible officiating, or play on the field/court/rink… I however, am not bothered by any of these, as I am usually the aforementioned drunk, I am bothered by something that most people don’t take the time to actually notice.

This site in itself fits right into the idea that I have had for this article over the years. I’ve seen other people write their thoughts on the subject many times before, but frankly, none of these people are even remotely as entertaining as I am. So without further self exaltation, I bring you “The Rules of the Jersey”

Rule Number One:

The first rule in wearing jerseys is you don’t….yea lame fucking Fight Club joke, never seen one of those before. Anyway, the first rule is, DON’T TUCK THE FUCKING THING IN.

Look at this asshole. Seriously. Have you ever worn a hockey jersey? These things not only are usually pretty big in size (being made to wear over a lot of equipment) but the material isn’t exactly the lightest thing either.

Oh, AC, you spent so many years as a fashion icon back in the day on Saved By the Bell, with the Jerry Curl afro, the acid washed denim pulled up way too high, among many other wonders of the era. You are an international ICON for christ’s sake. You have been on countless successful television shows, probably made hundreds upon hundreds of dollars over the years, and yet AC you show up with a TUCKED IN BASEBALL JERSEY … Sorry man, but not even that dirty whore of a girlfriend Jessie Spano is going to accept this behavior, and she takes it in the ass.

Rule Number Two:

As the site name says- NO PINK JERSEYS. Not even T shirts, Hats, fucking sparkly shit, just NO.

The first reason why this rule holds so much weight is because the goddamned team does not wear pink. It’s not cute that you wear a pink jersey to the game with your boyfriend, it’s not cute that you and all your friends have crushes on the Quarterback, so you all got matching pink jerseys with his name on it in the hopes of possibly being his personal spunk locker for the evening. Women in pink sporting apparel gives the girls who actually give a fuck about the game (our own /Labattboo for instance) a bad rep right from the get go. I personally have a fucking 10 foot hard on for a chick who can sit there, drink a beer (not fucking Heineken or one Rolling Rock) eat a cheeseburger, and debate sports. It’s the trifecta, and it’s awesome. You waify little bitches and your mini-skirts and pink jerseys are one of the major reason what is wrong with pro sports today. MARKETING. Why can’t just wear a jersey like everyone else? Why does it need to be PINK? You buying these awful things for your kids, girlfriends, moms, wives, etc, just perpetuates the idea that you are too stupid to follow the sport, so hey, let’s go ahead and put you in a pretty pink shirt so when you are at the game annoying the ever-loving shit out of the people who actually want to be there with questions like “What time is this gonna be over?” or “Why is it called a Softball when it’s hard?” You stop buying the pink apparel, stop feeding the cycle, if the bitch can’t follow the game or isn’t interested in it, don’t put her on display, leave her ass at home and bring one of your buddies.

There are a few exceptions to the pink rule. Girls under the age of 5 are acceptable. Pretty much the only thing a father can dress his daughter in that he will appreciate. There is one other exception, and it’s the obvious cancer connection. Any woman who has beaten cancer has the right to wear whatever the fuck they want, and not even the biggest asshole in the world (*cough*me*cough*) can say different.

In the next installment of “The Rules of the Jersey” I am going to get a little deeper into the the debate of your own name on a team jersey. See ya next time fuckstains.